DUMPING MATERIAL, Aren’t you?

The rational girl puts a guy on probation for about 3-6 months before she can decide what to do with him. This is to accord her royal self ample time to experience the glam and scam he has to offer. In the end, someone is banked while another is bagged (into a trash bag).The latter may have invested in flowers, cards and candy but still got tossed. Well, sometimes guys it is about your small bad, disgusting habits.
 

The Tilapia Guy

The Tilapia fish always has its eyes wide open. Occasionally, it has its mouth open too, to take in air. Nobody likes to be in love and suspect that their soul mate is anything different from a mammal.

Heading for a kiss with your mouth wide open is scary to the recipient. It looks like you are on a swallowing mission. These kisses always end up being gross and up to nose level. It is worse if you make it happen with your eyes wide open.

“The idea of a good kiss is to get lost in it not look lost by it!”Cindy Beyene (LEFT) explains.

“My ex-boyfriend’s was so bad! He took in half my nose. I was always suffocating. He was the most handsome chap I ever had. Buuut, I didn’t want to die!”

You are also up for eviction if you sleep with your mouth and eyes (slightly) open. I have not heard of a person who enjoys waking up from a bad or good dream to find a zombie next to them. Have you?

The Farting Master

Farting is healthy, yes, but when done in privacy. You are out if you fart in the lift, in town, in a meeting or on a date.

The foul ones are the worst. The smell is dense so it lingers on for a longer period. It welcomes those who come by 15 minutes later.

Mumbua, in her 40’s, narrated to me how Indians have the tendency of dong it anytime, anywhere.

“My boss would let it out regardless of who was in his office or walking behind him.”

She has worked with them in various companies in Nairobi.

“I’m yet to meet a different one!” 

She admits that most Indians are handsome .This trend, however, is such a turn off.

“This is in the office, how about at home? This guy will drop bombs. Skunk bombs!”

In this era of proliferation of grenade attacks in Kenya, the last thing you need is explosions in the house. It is freaky and sickening.

Moreover, have you realized how the body of the people with the habit of farting all the time gets a permanent odour similar to that of their fart? Who wants to keep a guy who smells like fart all the time?

The Hog

Your table manners is lacking while your appetite is infinite. These ones sip on drinks so loudly especially hot drinks. Remember how you grandmother does it? Their chewing style is horrendous .All the neighbours know your meal times!

The guy talks with food in his mouth. Those seated next to you, in a restaurant may be, will definitely have involuntary donation of chewed bits of food from his ‘chewer’ to their plates. You are getting that plus saliva.

The worse part is that he is always eating. He never gets satisfied. The Bible deplores greed.

 “Be not among drunkards or among gluttonous eaters of meat, for the drunkard and the glutton will come to poverty, and slumber will clothe them with rags,” advices Proverbs 23:20-21.

Ill table- mannered guys will always make their girls wish they were on the date with the waiter instead. You are definitely out!

Leon Kamamia (20-25) from Mount Kenya University sold out the guys. He said that guys who eat a lot are “ocha guys”. (Uncivilized). They want Ugali after Rice claiming that the latter does not satisfy. This is greed and biased mentality.

Mercy Sewe (18-20) from the University of Nairobi explains that man is to err.

“Correcting the man is a viable option.”

 However once it ceases to be an issue between the two of you but a social bother, he has to go.

“He will be a source of embarrassment.”

 She does not want to have to make excuses to not be with him in public events.

Cecilia Kavita, a psychologist in Hebrew Immigrant Aid Society (HIAS) agrees that such behaviours are a nuisance. She adds, “The difference in people’s behaviours is determined by their social background.”

 In the minds of most them, their bad habits are okay. It is a hard ball game to try to bend an old tree.

“When you find yourself in a relationship with such a man, it is either you put up with it or let him go.”

Away from home, Deborah Ann Burns stabbed her boyfriend Willie Butler for farting. This was in May 2013, in Florida. They couple had been in love for six years. They had an argument over money and when Willie broke the wind, she head for an eight inch knife and gave him his due.

 Men you do not want to end up murdered. Style up.

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