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The
Tilapia Guy
The Tilapia fish always has its eyes wide open.
Occasionally, it has its mouth open too, to take in air. Nobody likes to be in
love and suspect that their soul mate is anything different from a mammal.
Heading for a
kiss with your mouth wide open is scary to the recipient. It looks like you are
on a swallowing mission. These kisses always end up being gross and up to nose
level. It is worse if you make it happen with your eyes wide open.
“The idea of a good kiss is to get lost in it not
look lost by it!”Cindy Beyene (LEFT) explains.
“My ex-boyfriend’s was so bad! He took in half my
nose. I was always suffocating. He was the most handsome chap I ever had.
Buuut, I didn’t want to die!”
You are also up for eviction if you sleep with your
mouth and eyes (slightly) open. I have not heard of a person who enjoys waking
up from a bad or good dream to find a zombie next to them. Have you?
The
Farting Master
Farting is
healthy, yes, but when done in privacy. You are out if you fart in the lift, in
town, in a meeting or on a date.
The foul ones are the worst. The smell is dense so
it lingers on for a longer period. It welcomes those who come by 15 minutes
later.
Mumbua, in her 40’s, narrated to me how Indians have
the tendency of dong it anytime, anywhere.
“My boss would let it out regardless of who was in
his office or walking behind him.”
She has worked with them in various companies in
Nairobi.
“I’m yet to meet a different one!”
She admits that most Indians are handsome .This
trend, however, is such a turn off.
“This is in the office, how about at home? This guy
will drop bombs. Skunk bombs!”
In this era of proliferation of grenade attacks in
Kenya, the last thing you need is explosions in the house. It is freaky and
sickening.
Moreover, have you realized how the body of the people
with the habit of farting all the time gets a permanent odour similar to that
of their fart? Who wants to keep a guy who smells like fart all the time?
The
Hog
Your table manners is lacking while your appetite is
infinite. These ones sip on drinks so loudly especially hot drinks. Remember
how you grandmother does it? Their chewing style is horrendous .All the
neighbours know your meal times!
The guy talks with food in his mouth. Those seated
next to you, in a restaurant may be, will definitely have involuntary donation
of chewed bits of food from his ‘chewer’ to their plates. You are getting that
plus saliva.
The worse part is that he is always eating. He never
gets satisfied. The Bible deplores greed.
“Be not among
drunkards or among gluttonous eaters of meat, for the drunkard and the glutton
will come to poverty, and slumber will clothe them with rags,” advices Proverbs
23:20-21.
Ill table- mannered guys will always make their
girls wish they were on the date with the waiter instead. You are definitely
out!
Leon
Kamamia (20-25) from Mount Kenya University sold out the
guys. He said that guys who eat a lot are “ocha guys”. (Uncivilized). They want
Ugali after Rice claiming that the latter does not satisfy. This is greed and
biased mentality.
Mercy
Sewe (18-20) from the University of Nairobi explains that
man is to err.
“Correcting the man is a viable option.”
“He will be a source of embarrassment.”
She does not
want to have to make excuses to not be with him in public events.
Cecilia Kavita, a psychologist
in Hebrew Immigrant Aid Society (HIAS) agrees that such behaviours are a
nuisance. She adds, “The difference in people’s behaviours is determined by
their social background.”
In the minds of most them, their bad habits
are okay. It is a hard ball game to try to bend an old tree.
“When you find yourself in a
relationship with such a man, it is either you put up with it or let him go.”
Away from home, Deborah Ann Burns stabbed her
boyfriend Willie Butler for farting. This was in May 2013, in Florida. They
couple had been in love for six years. They had an argument over money and when
Willie broke the wind, she head for an eight inch knife and gave him his due.
Men
you do not want to end up murdered. Style up.
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